Q: Tell me, why did banana go to the doctor?
A: Yes, because banana was not peeling good..
Q. What is the most shocking city?
Q. What would happen if woman ruled the world?
A. There would be no war..
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each others...
Q: How do you keep a fool in suspense?
A: I will tell you later..
Q. What is more useful after its broken?
A. An egg..
Q. What is the most dangerous position in which to sleep ?
A. It is when you sleep with your feet on your office desk.
Q. Why do cows like jokes?
A. Because they like to be amoosed...
Q. What kind of flower do you have between your nose and chin?
Mam, can i hold your hand?
No thanks, it is not heavy...
Q. Tell one dirty joke?
A. A white elephant fell the Mud...
Q: Why do boys whistle when they are sitting on the toilet seat?
A: So that they could remember which end to wipe.