Short Jokes - Funny Questions

'Short and Funny Questions-Answers'

Q: Tell me, why did banana go to the doctor?
A: Yes, because banana was not peeling good..

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Q. What is the most shocking city?
A. Electricity..

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Q. What would happen if woman ruled the world?
A. There would be no war..
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each others...

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Q: How do you keep a fool in suspense?
A: I will tell you later..

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Q. What is more useful after its broken?
A. An egg..

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Q. What is the most dangerous position in which to sleep ?
A. It is when you sleep with your feet on your office desk.

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Q. Why do cows like jokes?
A. Because they like to be amoosed...

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Q. What kind of flower do you have between your nose and chin?
A. Tulips...

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Mam, can i hold your hand?
No thanks, it is not heavy...

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Q. Tell one dirty short joke?
A. A white elephant fell the Mud...

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Q: Why do boys whistle when they are sitting on the toilet seat?
A: So that they could remember which end to wipe.