Short Jokes for Fun

'Short jokes for fun to forget bitterness of life'

Once a boy said to girl: Come in my heart and stay here forever.
Girl replied: Should i remove my short sleepers???
Boy: No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!

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Employer : We need some one for this Job, who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible....

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On 25th anniversary,

Husband: Have you ever cheated on me?

Wife yes, two times...

Husband yelled: when??

Wife: in 90 when you needed leg plaster and we didn’t have insurance,
then I had a doctor treat you for free..
And second time in 95, when you stand for position of Mayor and you were behind 150 votes!!!!!!!!!!!

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Boyfriend: You remind me of the sea.
Girlfriend: Because i am wild, exiting and romantic...
Boyfriend: No funny, because you make me sick.!!

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Girl said : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy cut to short: Then marry me, we will the happiest couple..

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"Carry laughter with you wherever you go." ~Hugh Sidey