Entertaining with Pranks

In college..
David asked: Do you know the shortest relation of our life??
Mack replied: Yes, it is between us and our books..
David: Pl elaborate..
Mack: We get committed for very less days just before exams
and
after that..
Break up!!

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Mother: Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Girl: First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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Professor: You have scored zero.
Student: Smiled and start moving hand through hairs.
Professor: You have scored zero marks in result, not zero dandruff, so shame on you..

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Real meaning of man’s SAYINGS:-

When Man say’s: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
Means: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.!!"
When Man say’s: "I really want to get to know you better."
Means: "So I can tell my friends about it.!!"
When Man say’s: "I'm a Romantic."
Means: "I'm poor.!!"

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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.
Do you understand me?

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X: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Y: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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X: Why are you crying?
Y: The elephant is dead.
X: Was he your pet?
Y: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

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There is only man in the world, who can ask females to shut her mouth and in response females Smile back..
Guess who is he??
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He is a Photographer!!

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The teacher to a student:
Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher interrupts him , Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...

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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!

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Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

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Q- Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A- Because they don't know how to cook.

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Q- What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A- It gets wet.

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Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then
divided by 4, what would you get?
Funny Student: The wrong answer.

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Mr. X: Dear do you believe in ghosts??
Mr. Y: Yes..
Mr. X: Then tell me that “what they would talk with each others??”
Mr. Y: They speak to each other that “Do you believe in human being??”

Jokes

Owner: It is the one hundred years old statue you have broken, the museum owner said.
Funny visitor: Oh, thank god, i thought it was new one..

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An idiot man asks a woman to stop talking ,
but a wise and smart man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful and gorgeous, when her lips are closed..!!

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Man: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Friend: I is the....
Man: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Friend: OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

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Q: How do you make an idiot laugh on Friday?
A: Share him some jokes on Wednesday!!

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A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
Bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "that Idiot driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead; I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Man: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Idiot "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Man: No, that's wrong
Idiot: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!.

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Last night some monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people..I suggested your nae.They said oh!!! no!! !we can't disturb poor boss...

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John: What is your secret of success? Earlier, you were so poor..
Ronni: I made partnership with a rich person. I had lots of work experience and he had money..
John: But that man looks so poor now..
Ronni: Yes, now i have money and he has experience!!

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You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.

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Mom: My dear daughter, you birthday is coming soon, so what present do you want?
Daughter: A very small gift, Just a music system with a luxury car around..

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Mack: Why did god created male before female?
Michal: Because he didn't want any advice..

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"Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back."

Hilarious Jokes

Laugh with best collection of new and most funny hilarious jokes here.

Passenger was complaining to the railway officer:-
I got late, why do you make time table when all the trains always get late?
Officer replied: We make it otherwise how would you know that trains are late!

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Dad: What you become when you grow up?
Son: Doctor because i have the handwriting for that..

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There are three wishes of every man..
to be as handsome as his mother thinks to be as rich as his child believes to have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Funny customer asked to the shopkeeper, “What do you have for graying hair?”
The Shopkeeper replied, “Nothing but the highest respect Sir.”!!!

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A student, who is studying English as a foreign language,
was confused when he saw the words "open here" on a box of
laundry soap, so he asks the clerk, "Can't I wait until
I get home to open it?"

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Man's bad day......
opened the door, it's broken,
open the tap , it's broken,
open the suitcase, it's broken,,
now fearing of doing looooo..

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Sister: why you keep newspaper in fridge?
Brother: Because it is full of hot news!!!

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Dad: Never argue with an idiot.
Son; Why?
Dad: He will drag you down to their level and then beat you with his experience.
Son: Who is mad?
Father: Mad is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange way that another person who is listening can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

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Harry: Jenny, what is your age?
Jenny: Why?
Harry: Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. So i want to give the solution by telling your age.

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Boss: Tell Imagine, you are in locked in room, how can yourself if it caught fire?
Officer: Very simple, Stop imagining...

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Patient: In my dreams rats play cricket every night.
Doctor: take this tablet, you will be fine.
Patient: Can i take medicine tomorrow?
Doctor: Why?
Patient: Today is their final match.

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Patient: I get heartburn when i eat birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

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Dad: : What do the kid of vampire says to her mother at night?
Son: Turn off the switch, i am afraid of light!!

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Man to his friend: Do you one thing?
Short man: What?
Man: You are so short that you are the last person to know that its raining..

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Boy: What is meant by serial killer?
Girl: The man who adds poison in someone's cereal..

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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you deal with it is what makes the difference."
Virginia Satir

You Can Share Happiness

Fun and laughter both are a very essential part of our life. The life without smiles, laughter and entertainment is very empty. There are many ways to bring smiles and laughter. Reading Funny comics, watching laughter shows, gossip with friends and family, hearing jokes etc.

Life is very fast today. Pressure and responsibilities made the human life very hard. Jokes give us a reason to laugh. They are very short and easy to read and remember and bring immediate smile on the face and wash out all the stress of mind. It stops the impairment of stress on mind.

A good laugh is as good as we do exercise and helps to stay away from many physical problems. The proverb "Laughter is the best medicine" shows the importance of laugh in life. Jokes are very helpful to bring natural laughter. Charlie Chaplin rightly said, " The most wasted day in life, is the day in which, we have not laughed". A good laugh helps to break all hindrance of the life and teach us to keep on moving. It tries to pacify the storm of mind. Funny jokes impel the human being to live life happily. A good laugh inspires quailed heart to move on.

When there is idle time, sharing funny jokes among the groups, is the best way for utilizing the time. It gives a introduction of one's personality and shows the confidence n an individual. It helps to know the communication skill of speaker. A jolly nature man is appreciated every where. He is life and soul of parties.

Short funny jokes are very easy to remember and automatically come out of mouth. It spread smile, laugh and happiness all over. There are various type of jokes available online. One may find it i.e. comic-books, websites, TV. Shows, funny messages etc. It changes the mood and brings us in the world of imagination of funny situations. It makes the life worth living.

Funny Pictures

Image example with fun and balance.-
"The most Beautiful thing is to see a person smiling!!
And even more Beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind It"...!!









Funny Image at hills, enjoy it !!
See the Goat on mountain ranges on a tree...very DARINGGGGG...