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Once a boy said to girl: Come in my heart and stay here forever.
Girl replied: Should i remove my sleepers???
Boy: No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!

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Employer : We need some one for this Job, who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible....

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Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
It happens because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

How does a skeleton call his friends?
On a telebone!

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How did Noah see the animals on the Ark at night?
With flood lights!

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What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!

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Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?
No, they use their fish fingers!

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Never walk like you rule the world..
Walk like you do not care who rules the world!
Show your attitude!!

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Man to his fast friend: Dear, yesterday I bought the air-condition of 2 ton but...
Friend: But What?
Man: I got cheated, i weighted it and it was just 40 KG only!!

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Woman: Doctor, can I be mother after 30?
Doctor: No, 30 babies are already more than enough..

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"Carry laughter with you wherever you go." ~Hugh Sidey

Humor for all Celebrations.

'Short Jokes are the Best Medium to Create Fun at All Celebrations.'

We like spending our vacant time in participating in lots of activities. We can not sit idle and try to do some kind of funny activities. But among all activities, jokes are the best way to utilize the time. We often get many chances to share different kinds of pranks in many celebrations. I would like to share some occasions and the kind of jokes to be shared at that time:-

For friends: There is no formality in friendship. You are welcome to share any kind of pranks with friends. You can share clean jokes and dirty or naughty jokes with your mates. I would rather say that they prefer to hear dirty and naughty jokes instead of clean or social jokes. You can have lots of fun and laughter with your well-wishers.

For family and relatives: It is the place where you care for limitation and boundaries. The family and relatives always like to hear clean jokes with a good message. Here you find your cousins, parents, uncle, aunts etc. Your cousins, in same age group, may like to hear some naughty jokes. So you can make your relation stronger while creating a good sense of humor with them. You can share social jokes with your elders to start a conversation.

For Birthdays and anniversaries: These kind of occasions are common and everyone wants to celebrate them with full enjoyment. So lots of jokes are there on birthdays and anniversaries. Even you can make naughty jokes on couples to pull their legs and no one take it wrong, even they enjoy it.

For tours and travels: We usually go outside to see the world and to change our atmosphere. We travel by car, bus or plane. You can share many funny instances there to spend your journey time. That is the time when people around you feel a little bore and you can show your existence with your active sense of humor. You can share some social and family jokes to fill the environment with fun.

For marriage and parties: You can play many funny jokes in marriage and parties. In these kind of functions you meet with lots of your old friends and relatives. You can share your old childhood memories with them. Here is the place where your may seek for your girlfriend/boyfriend or life partner. So get noticed with your laughter and good sense of humor.

Kill Loneliness

It is not good to be alone. The distinction from the outer world results in loneliness. It is the state of mind and often results in many bad diseases. It hurts physically and mentally. It may lead you to the feeling of depression. So it is advisable make strong network of friends and family. It gives us strength, power and cheeriness. A Person who stays alone and does not take parts in fun and humor are doing worst with his life. Human being is a social creature.

There are many more problems come along with loneliness. I share some of them:

- Depression
- Negative thoughts
- Anger
- Anxiety
- Stress
- Physical weakness

These problems are very dangerous for human health and mind. One should not let them to develop. We should try be a part of society, friends and family and enjoy. Sometimes we want to come out of the feeling of loneliness but do not find the right way. It impedes all progress of life.

I would like to tell you that short jokes are the best way to break the silence. They kill loneliness, cheer up us and evoke us to stay connected with people.

I share some best ways to overcome loneliness:

- Utilize your free time in meeting with friends.
- Find new jokes on web and share them with your dear ones.
- Try to laugh on all funny events and instances.
- Take part in sports activities.
- Watch T.V. shows with your family and comment on the character.
- Make healthy relation with everyone, this will improve your life in all aspects.
- If you have any tension, do not sit alone, go and share it with your family, you will feel better
- Believe that by making others happy will give you more satisfaction, so make others smile with your funny jokes.

It is very good to live and share happiness with each other. You can not enjoy the things alone. Show your existence to the world and spread laughter all over with your behavior.

So you can always break your loneliness with playing Jokes. It give chance to everyone to express his/her sense of humor.

Funny SMS

Friend 1: Do you know that love triangle s bad
Friend 2: Why
Friend 1: Because two out of three persons don't like being in it.

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Jokes For Kids

Kid A: I can rub this world if i determine so..
Kid B: No yo can not..
Kid A: How can you predict so?
Kid B: Because i am not going to give you an eraser!

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1st Kid: See how sweet my new born brother is.
2nd Kid: Wow, he looks so cute! Tell me his name?
1st Kid: I do not know it yet. I ca not understand a single word, he says...

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Mam: I ordered you to stand at the end of the row..
Kids: I went but someone else was already standing there!!

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Short tempered father to kid: Whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed,
how do you control your anger?
Son replied in short: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush..

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Son asked to father: Why was the math book sad but not short?
Father replied: Because it had too many problems..

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Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Funny Kids: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book!

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Father: Do you have a trouble making decisions?
Son: Well, yes and no !!!

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Son: mom, yesterday when i was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my
seat to a lady.
Mom: Good, you have done right thing.
Son: but mom I was sitting on dad's lap.

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Once there were three Ladies:
First Lady: My husband's hair color is Black, So i will wear black dress for tomorrow's Party.
Second Lady: My husband's hair color is yellow,So i will wear yellow dress for tomorrow Party.
Third Lady questioned: Very funny.. My Husband is bald and short, So what should I wear???!!!

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The boss returned after lunch in a cool mood and he called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of short jokes, which he had picked up,
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
He asked 'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor?
she replied-'I don't have to laugh,'
Because I am this leaving Friday.

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Son: Dad, why this aunt's stomach is so fat?
Father: You naughty, you know everything..
Son: No, i promise dad, i don't know.
Dad: OK, There is water filled-up in her stomach..
Son: Oh, than there is risk of sinking in water for baby??

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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that''s vanity?
Second girl: No, it's imagination.

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