Funny Short Jokes about Black People

Black Jokes - Funny Short Jokes about Black People to read the funny instances'

Once a black man walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot with him on his shoulder. Bartender said: "wow, that is great, where's you it?"
'From Africa', Parrot replied..
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How do engineers make the roads in South Africa?
Engineers usually make the black people lay down and have every other one smile..
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Norine:: Tel me, what do you call a black guy who goes to college?
Rosie: Hmm, a basketball player..
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Did you know what do they do with blacks after they die?
Very simple, They gut them and use them as wetsuits.
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Once a stressed and tensed black boy was praying..
God decided to answer his questions..
Black Boy: God, why are my legs so long?
God: It is so that you can run like the wind through the jungle.
Black Boy: Pl answer, why is my hair so kinky?
God: Because it won't get caught on anything as you run through the jungle.
Black Boy: God, why is my skin so dark and black?
God: Because that you won't get burned by the sun's intense rays in the jungle.
Black Boy: And then the black guy asked, "God, why am I in Chicago?"
God: Silent..
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Do you know why are all black people fast?
Yes, because the slow ones are in jail.
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What to call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
Vinegar!
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What do you call ten black people in the back of a truck?
A good days hunting.
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It is hard being black. We get the bad end of the deal with every sport. Hockey your slappin a black puck around. Pool you have a white ball trying to knock you in a hole. The only thing we have is bowling, where you have a black ball trying to knock down a bunch of rednecks.
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Why do black women where high heels?
So their knuckles don't drag.
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What do you call a black with a new caddies?
A better thief.
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What do you call a black man in a tree?
Of course, a branch manager.
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How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
No one, because it's a woman's job.
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Once a white guy was walking out and he stumbled upon an old lamp hidden away in a some remote place.
He lifted up that lamp and rubbed it a genie emerged:
Lamp said: I am the genie of the lamp and I can grant you three wishes.
The guy was happy with his good fortune and asked: I wish that i never have to work in life, i should be able to have any woman I dream for, and i should be able to keep it up all the nights.
And suddenly, the genie turned him into a nigger...
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Why do you never hit a black on a bike?
Because it is probably your bike.
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What does a black person get for Christmas?
Your bike!!!
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How do you keep black people out of your back yard?
Hang one in the front!!
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Why do black people wear hats covering their face?
So the birds don't shit on their lips.
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What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows.
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You are so black you blead coffee.

You are so black you could leave a hand print in charcoal.

You are so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent.
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What is black, purple,and yellow?
Well, A black person going to church..
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What is it called when a black women is in labour?
Constipation