I often wish I could just put my hand through my computer screen and grab whatever I wanted.
Do you know that You are the reason why I wake up every morning.. Just kidding, I have go to office.
Intelligent automatic flushing toilet! Pl wait, I am bot finished yet. calm down!
Whenever you ever feel bad about your work or life, just think about that man who is out there typing up the terms and conditions.
Just because I am laughing, It doesn't mean that I have dropped my idea of of hitting on your face.