Top 10 Jokes

'Enjoy and Share these top 10 most precious jokes to get a break from daily tensions. You gonna laugh hard.'

Q: What is height of Secrecy?
A: Offering blank visiting cards.

Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because he wasn't peeling well

Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

A lion would never betray her wife but a tiger 'Wood' lol

Q: What is height of Honesty?
A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
They pull up their pants.

knock knock!
who!
i m sick!
who i m sick.
i m sick of funny jokes.

Q: Girl to doctor - I have taken an I-pill by mistake. Now what should I do?
Doc: Make love within 48 hrs, otherwise the tablet will not work.

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been in your fridge?
There are lipstick marks on your cucumbers.