Do you know how many leafs it takes to win the Stanley Cup?
- No? Me neither.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
- It's the only way the Stanley Cup will ever be in Toronto.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
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