Dr: I am sorry dear! I just forgot my gloves in your stomach while operating you! We need to do it again!
Mad guy: OMG! Just for the sake of 2 $ gloves? Please take the cash from my Good self!
Crazy in bank--
Cashier: Sorry, we can not accept this note as it is duplicate!
Man: So what does it matter to you? It is going to be deposited my account only!!!
Wife: You used to say that I will keep loving you even after marriage!
Man: Oh my Goodness! I didn't know that I will get married to you!