Newly married couple...
Husband throws water on her wife..
Wife gets up angrily and shouts: Why did you do this???
Husband: You father told me - dear son - my daughter is like flower platters, never let her fade away...
After 5 year year of wedding..
Husband bought white rose for wife..
Wife: What is this? white flower!! On valentine day - red rose should be gifted..
Husband: Now in life, peace is more required than love!