Some of the Coolest and Funniest definitions ever:
School: A place where parents pay and children play!
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pill.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachlor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tear: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Father: A banker provided by nature!
Criminal: A person no different from the rest..except that he/she got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and confidence thereafter.
Doctor: A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..