Funniest definitions

Some of the Coolest and Funniest definitions ever:

School: A place where parents pay and children play!

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pill.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachlor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tear: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Father: A banker provided by nature!

Criminal: A person no different from the rest..except that he/she got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and confidence thereafter.

Doctor: A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..