Some New Jokes for Joke Lover and these stuff is really very very helpful to take you right track of life so enjoy!
1. The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2. The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Self Sacrifice
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
4. The Law of Volunteering
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
5. Law of Drunkenness
You can't fall off the floor.
6. Main's Law
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
7. . I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
8. . When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
9. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste
10. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again."