Office Short Jokes

'Office Short jokes to reduce the stress and have fun at workplace'

'We often try to recall short jokes in journey or picnic, because it helps to remove boredom and brings instant Laughter.'


Employer: Well, young man.. Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
Candidate: I ought to be able to. I have had 10 different jobs in 3 months..

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Employee: You know Work fascinates me..
Manager: Wow, How?
Employee: I can sit and watch it for hours.

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Director Yells: You should have been at your workplace at 9:00
Employee: But why, explain me, what happened at 9:00?

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Boss’s are always Right!!!
But there are many dissimilarities Between us and his Boss's....

-When we’re out of the office, we're wandering around
-When our boss is out of the office, he's on business.
-When we're on a day off sick, we're always sick.
-When our boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
-When we make a mistake, we're an idiot.
-When our boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
-When doing something without being told, we're overstepping our authority.
-When our boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
-When we take a stand, we're being pig-headed.
-When our boss does it, he's being firm.
-When we overlooked a rule of etiquette, we're being rude.
-When our boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
-When we please our boss, we're are-creeping.
-When our boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
-When we don't do it, we're lazy.
-when our boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
-When we apply for leave, we must be going for an interview.
-When our boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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First Friend: Do you know the secret of happy office life
Second Friend: No, Pl share..
First Friend: When you are in charge, ponder. When you feel in doubt, mumble. When you are in trouble, delegate!!

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Son: What is office, dad?
Dad: A space where you feel so relax after strenuous house life.

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Long time ago, lots of persons who sacrificed:-
their sleep..
their food..
their family..
their laughter..

were called SAINTS..

But now they are called..
Employees..

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Employer: We need some one for this Job who is Responsible.
Applicant: Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, boss used to say that I am Responsible..

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During the interview
Interviewer: Now your verbal test starts..
Can you answer, what gross aggrandized annuity means?
Candidate: Of course, it means i will not get this job!

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Boss: Nowadays, we are short-handed so i can not allow you the day-off.
John: Thank you boss, i knew that i could count on you!

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Eric: What do you to say to an art graduate with a job
Ricky: I will have a hamburger please!


"Reputation is precious, but character is priceless."