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1.
From birth til 25 years, me and my better half was living amazing life..
Then we got married!

2.
That Kid surprised me when I asked the reason for putting 2 stones in his both ears..
He said: He likes rock music.

3.
He told me to treat your everyday like it is your last day..
One day I will be right.

4. My friend told me: Money isn't everything!
Me replied: But my kids are in touch because of it!

5. The awkward moment when you predict that fart is coming out silently and when it does: It sounds like a Machine Gun!

6. I imagine sometimes that when bald people wash their face, how far up do they go!

7. Do you know that competition where everyone wins..
Me: There is not real!
It is called Look a Like competition in China!

8. A Jealous women is better that CBI detective!

9. 2 friends had a fight.
Girl: If you were my life partner, I would have mixed poison in your Tea!
Man: If you were mine, I would have drunken that Tea!