World is crazy so we are. Here you go with lot of Funny Questions to Ask when you want to do something different! Questions are replied with weird answers too!
Q: What are those two things which are necessary to keep your wife happy.
A: The first is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it..
Q: Can I get a permission from you to ask something important?
A: Well you are already asking!
Q: What is the difference between husband and boyfriend?
A: 30 minutes!
Q: What has a head and a tail but there is no body?
A: It is a coin.
Q: What does letter 'T' and island have in common?
A: Well, they both are in the middle of the water..
Q: What does the statue of liberty stand for?
A: Because it can not sit down.
Q: Why doesn't Law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law, one can not be punished twice for the same offense!!!
Q: Why can not your nose be 12" long?
A: Because it would be a foot.
Q: Where does a math student eat his lunch?
A: At the multiplication table.
Q: What would you call a super man when he lost his power?
A: A man!!!
Q: Where do sheep go to hair cut?
A: The baa baa shop!!
Q: What do you cal a funny box with six ducks in?
A: A box of quackers.!!
Q: What three countries make someone want to eat?
A: Grease, hungry and turkey!!
Q: What do a sea monster eats?
A: Obviously, Fishes and ships..
Q: Why the frogs are so good and happy?
A: Because they eat whatever bugs them
Q: Tell me, why did banana go to the doctor?
A: Yes, because banana was not peeling good..
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Q. What is the most shocking city?
A. Electricity..
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Q. What would happen if woman ruled the world?
A. There would be no war..
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each others...
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Q: How do you keep a fool in suspense?
A: I will tell you later..
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Q. What is more useful after its broken?
A. An egg..
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Q. What is the most dangerous position in which to sleep ?
A. It is when you sleep with your feet on your office desk.
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Q. Why do cows like jokes?
A. Because they like to be amoosed...
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Q. What kind of flower do you have between your nose and chin?
A. Tulips...
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Mam, can i hold your hand?
No thanks, it is not heavy...
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Q: Why do boys whistle when they are sitting on the toilet seat?
A: So that they could remember which end to wipe.
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"When a baby giraffe is born, it falls six feet, normally without getting hurt."
Q: What are those two things which are necessary to keep your wife happy.
A: The first is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it..
Q: Can I get a permission from you to ask something important?
A: Well you are already asking!
Q: What is the difference between husband and boyfriend?
A: 30 minutes!
Q: What has a head and a tail but there is no body?
A: It is a coin.
Q: What does letter 'T' and island have in common?
A: Well, they both are in the middle of the water..
Q: What does the statue of liberty stand for?
A: Because it can not sit down.
Q: Why doesn't Law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law, one can not be punished twice for the same offense!!!
Q: Why can not your nose be 12" long?
A: Because it would be a foot.
Q: Where does a math student eat his lunch?
A: At the multiplication table.
Q: What would you call a super man when he lost his power?
A: A man!!!
Q: Where do sheep go to hair cut?
A: The baa baa shop!!
Q: What do you cal a funny box with six ducks in?
A: A box of quackers.!!
Q: What three countries make someone want to eat?
A: Grease, hungry and turkey!!
Q: What do a sea monster eats?
A: Obviously, Fishes and ships..
Q: Why the frogs are so good and happy?
A: Because they eat whatever bugs them
Q: Tell me, why did banana go to the doctor?
A: Yes, because banana was not peeling good..
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Q. What is the most shocking city?
A. Electricity..
*****
Q. What would happen if woman ruled the world?
A. There would be no war..
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each others...
*****
Q: How do you keep a fool in suspense?
A: I will tell you later..
*****
Q. What is more useful after its broken?
A. An egg..
*****
Q. What is the most dangerous position in which to sleep ?
A. It is when you sleep with your feet on your office desk.
*****
Q. Why do cows like jokes?
A. Because they like to be amoosed...
*****
Q. What kind of flower do you have between your nose and chin?
A. Tulips...
*****
Mam, can i hold your hand?
No thanks, it is not heavy...
*****
Q: Why do boys whistle when they are sitting on the toilet seat?
A: So that they could remember which end to wipe.
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"When a baby giraffe is born, it falls six feet, normally without getting hurt."
