Have fun with these best Jokes on Police.
Three boys were going on motor bike.
A police man gives hand to stop.
The boys shouted, stay away!!
we already three on one bike, don't have space for you!!
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Once A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding.
The police catch him ans says , "It's been a long day and if you can give me a good excuse for this behavior, I'll let you go."
The smart boy thinks for a few seconds and shortly replies, "sir, My wife ran away with a cop about a month ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
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Two policemen are going to work-
First: Shall we take a bus or walk?
Second: Well, lets see what arrives first.
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Once Two funny policemen were in a patrol car:-
Could you check if the directional work on your side of the car?
The other policeman looks through the window and says:
Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...
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Police: You will be dead by tomorrow at 5am.
Criminal: ha ha ha, very funny..
Police: why are you laughing??
Criminal: I get up at 9 in the morning..
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Police to kid: There are two man fighting, who is your father?
Kid: That is what they are fighting for!
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In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom.
To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".
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In bio practical: two stupid got two bombs.
1st: lets go to police and give it to hem..
2nd: If one blast on the way..
1st: we will lie that we found only one !!!
"Winning is not everything, but the will to win is everything."
-Vince Lombard.
Three boys were going on motor bike.
A police man gives hand to stop.
The boys shouted, stay away!!
we already three on one bike, don't have space for you!!
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Once A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding.
The police catch him ans says , "It's been a long day and if you can give me a good excuse for this behavior, I'll let you go."
The smart boy thinks for a few seconds and shortly replies, "sir, My wife ran away with a cop about a month ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
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Two policemen are going to work-
First: Shall we take a bus or walk?
Second: Well, lets see what arrives first.
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Once Two funny policemen were in a patrol car:-
Could you check if the directional work on your side of the car?
The other policeman looks through the window and says:
Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...
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Police: You will be dead by tomorrow at 5am.
Criminal: ha ha ha, very funny..
Police: why are you laughing??
Criminal: I get up at 9 in the morning..
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Police to kid: There are two man fighting, who is your father?
Kid: That is what they are fighting for!
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In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom.
To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".
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In bio practical: two stupid got two bombs.
1st: lets go to police and give it to hem..
2nd: If one blast on the way..
1st: we will lie that we found only one !!!
"Winning is not everything, but the will to win is everything."
-Vince Lombard.
