Do you know the best thing about Switzerland?
Well, not sure but the Flag is a big Plus..
What breed of dog can jump higher than a hut?
Any Dog.. Because Hut can't jump!
Why does Scientists are doubtful about atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What you gonna call a train loaded with Chewing-gum?
A Chew Chew Train!
The world smallest Joke!
A group of women sitting Quit!
How many time you can subtract 5 from 50?
Only once because next time it won't be 50 , it will be 45 ! :))
I am unable to laugh at myself..
Invite me, I will laugh at you..
You won't be able to see my 6 packs.
For safety, they are hidden with a layer of my stomach FATs!
Relative: Oh My God! Your room is so messy..
Me: Well, It may be but I know where everything is..
One of cousin is so short that even when he sneezes, his nose touches the ground!
Can you tell me that which milk is better: Cow or Sheep?
Step - Mother
My brother is master in stand up comedy, other day he made joke about a person who can't smell, can't, see can't taste, can't talk..
I realized that it was senseless!
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