... Short Funny Jokes - Laugh Starter

Short Funny Jokes - Laugh Starter

Hilarious Entertaining Stuff For All Age Groups

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If you Promise...


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If you promise not to attach with me emotional, you can kiss my As .. yours truly - Donkey :)

Wife: whisper something dirty to me
Husband: Dishes!!

My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Is your face from McDonald's?
Because I'm loving it!

Girl Tired


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If a girl says today I was very busy and tired that mean.....
She did 10 times selfies with different face expression, 5 times changed her DP on social media sites, tagged more than 50 people, and must have checked her like status after every 5 minutes...
Than... she deserves a tiredness... How hard!!

What do you do


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I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio… (Bill Braudis).


China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you. (A. Whitney Brown)

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Must add aurora of Fun


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Moments matter in life and difficulties often make you down but when you make your mind to overcome every tough situation - We can title you a person with full of life. When you enjoy every small giggles, chuckles, react on shared puns and spare time for amusement - You become a rock-star. It is smartest way of making life so perfect, healthy and likeable. We understand that seriousness matters in life and takes you next lever of success but you must add aurora of fun to make yourself relaxed and satisfied, It throws away lot of problems, diseases and keeps you fit.

So once again, we are back with wonderful new jokes to be shared with your friends/family, neighbors, colleagues or anyone you would like to start conversation:

1.) Girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh and puts her boyfriends head down and questions: 'Can you listen the ocean?''
He replies: 'Nope, but I can smell the fish.''

2.) Guys are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a single word they say.
Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Males are like .. Government Bonds ... . They take too long to mature.

3.) 2 lions walk into a shopping center and one says to the other "It's pretty quiet in here today."

Are you Alcoholic


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Someone was advertising that if you are Alcoholic - WE CAN HELP YOU OUT!”

Spouse insisted - So I called them..

A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 2 and Get 1 Free”

My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!

All we need..


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Life is really scary but sometime all we need is................. 100 Million $ Dollars...!!!:) to make us happy.

With Jokes, you can bounce back from Life's hard Punches


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Life is tough, unexpected and it has no pity. It gives you hard punches and shutters your dreams badly! So what - You are a daring person, We suggest you not to give up. It is the time when one of your best effort can make you stand out of the crowd. Yes, our jokes are so funny that you can easily forget the bad time, so smile and keep on moving! You can do it.

Here are those funniest short jokes to make you feel like crazies:

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you - please!

Are you mexican because I think you're the only juan for me!

I used to have crush on you for 30 minutes!

keep checking out as we will make it big..

Today is


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Wife: How can you forget it? Today is so important day.
Hubby: Why?
Wife: Our anniversary!
Hubby: Ohh, Let keep silence for two minutes.:))))

As follows


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The world's shortest love story as follows:
Boy: Hey, Please listen!
Girl: Yes, Speak Bro...

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Hubby: Please on the cricket match channel.
Wife: Big No..
Hubby: Ok, I will see...
Wife: Mean, what you see.. huh?
Hubby: I will see.. the channel you see.

Check returned


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Angry Husband: "The bank just returned my check."
Crazy Wife: "Isn't that nice of them? What can we buy with it this time?"

Girls will be


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Man will be man...Girls will AUNTIES... LoL

Funniest definitions


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Some of the Coolest and Funniest definitions ever:

School: A place where parents pay and children play!

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pill.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachlor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tear: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Father: A banker provided by nature!

Criminal: A person no different from the rest..except that he/she got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and confidence thereafter.

Doctor: A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..

After death


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Husband & wife both lost their lives in car accident.
After death - husband becomes ghost and wife becomes vampire.
And after some years, they both meet.
Wife: How changed you are after this new face.
Husband: Yup, but crazy, I must admit that you are not changed.

Like Flower Platters


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Newly married couple...
Husband throws water on her wife..
Wife gets up angrily and shouts: Why did you do this???
Husband: You father told me - dear son - my daughter is like flower platters, never let her fade away...

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After 5 year year of wedding..
Husband bought white rose for wife..
Wife: What is this? white flower!! On valentine day - red rose should be gifted..
Husband: Now in life, peace is more required than love!

Thousands faults


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Man to his mother in law: You daughter has thousands of faults..
Mother in law: Yes son, that is why she could not blessed with great husband!

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Man makes call to airport: How long is the journey of 5000 miles?
Receptionist: One second sir,,
Man: Disconnects and shouts - Drunken woman!!