... Short Funny Jokes - Laugh Starter

Short Funny Jokes - Laugh Starter

Hilarious Entertaining Stuff For All Age Groups


With Jokes, you can bounce back from Life's hard Punches

Life is tough, unexpected and it has no pity. It gives you hard punches and shutter your dreams. So what - you are daring person, We suggest you not to give up. It is the time when one of your best effort can make you stand out of the crowd. Yes, our jokes are so funny that you can easily forget the bad time, so smile and keep on moving! You can do it.

Here are those funniest short jokes to make you feel like crazies:

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you - please!

Are you mexican because I think you're the only juan for me!

I used to have crush on you for 30 minutes!

keep checking out as we will make it big..

Today is

Wife: How can you forget it? Today is so important day.
Hubby: Why?
Wife: Our anniversary!
Hubby: Ohh, Let keep silence for two minutes.:))))

As follows

The world's shortest love story as follows:
Boy: Hey, Please listen!
Girl: Yes, Speak Bro...


Hubby: Please on the cricket match channel.
Wife: Big No..
Hubby: Ok, I will see...
Wife: Mean, what you see.. huh?
Hubby: I will see.. the channel you see.

Check returned

Angry Husband: "The bank just returned my check."
Crazy Wife: "Isn't that nice of them? What can we buy with it this time?"

Girls will be

Man will be man...Girls will AUNTIES... LoL

Funniest definitions

Some of the Coolest and Funniest definitions ever:

School: A place where parents pay and children play!

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pill.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachlor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tear: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Father: A banker provided by nature!

Criminal: A person no different from the rest..except that he/she got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and confidence thereafter.

Doctor: A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..

After death

Husband & wife both lost their lives in car accident.
After death - husband becomes ghost and wife becomes vampire.
And after some years, they both meet.
Wife: How changed you are after this new face.
Husband: Yup, but crazy, I must admit that you are not changed.

Like Flower Platters

Newly married couple...
Husband throws water on her wife..
Wife gets up angrily and shouts: Why did you do this???
Husband: You father told me - dear son - my daughter is like flower platters, never let her fade away...


After 5 year year of wedding..
Husband bought white rose for wife..
Wife: What is this? white flower!! On valentine day - red rose should be gifted..
Husband: Now in life, peace is more required than love!

Thousands faults

Man to his mother in law: You daughter has thousands of faults..
Mother in law: Yes son, that is why she could not blessed with great husband!


Man makes call to airport: How long is the journey of 5000 miles?
Receptionist: One second sir,,
Man: Disconnects and shouts - Drunken woman!!

What Happened of Different People from the corner of World

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

What a Crazy coincidence! One month later, on various parts of the
island, the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend
time with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking
& cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman
is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism,
the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her
relationship with her mother is improving.

H. What happened to the Indians????

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!

Three More...

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time,'' She told he mother. '' I can’t read, I can’t write – and they won’t allow me to talk!''

Why did the frog cross the road?
To see if the chicken was okay!

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."

Elephant's Shirt

Rat to elephant: Will you please give me your shirt..
Elephant: Why, will you wear it??
Rat: No, I will not wear it.. There is my daughter's marriage, I will use it as a tent..

Good Time Pass

This greasy spoon restaurant was so bad, on the menu there were even flies in the pictures.

Last year, I deducted 12,126 cartons of cigarettes as a business expense. The tax man said, "Don’t ever let us catch you without a cigarette in your hand.

I failed my driver’s test. The officer asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"

I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for member.

I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said: "What do you need?


Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.. Comment if you do not agree...

New Year Resolution Jokes

My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.

I'm getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.