Enjoy these rain jokes and keep yourself wet.. LOL
Jolie: Do you know what do raindrop says to another raindrop?
Minni: Yes, it says that my plop is really bigger than your plop..
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Man: Daylight-saving time mean in Seattle means?
Woman: It is an extra hours of rain!!
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Dad asked to his NRI son: How is the climate there?
Son replied: The climate has not been too bad nowadays – It only rained thrice. 1st time for 4 days and second time for 6 days.
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Wife: Why do you use ketchup when it rains?
Hubby: I heard that it rains like cats but hot dogs!!
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A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically took his arm out of the window. When she couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered on his ear: "Young man...you keep both hands on the wheel...I'll tell you when it's raining!" :)
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Student: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Student: thanks mam, because i didn't do my homework.
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Mom: Do you the difference in the horse and weather?
Kid: One is reined up and another rains down..
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Jasmine: Can you answer me, why do people use ketchup in rain?
Rosie: Simply because it rains like cats and hot dogs..
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Boy: What do you say a sunny day that follows two days of rain?
Girl: Well, Monday
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Dad: Son, can you tell that how do you know if rain is suppose to come?
Son: When i can see the mountain. when i can’t see the mountain, it is already raining.
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Father: A man is incomplete until he is married.
Son; An after that?
Father: Finished shortly!!!
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Mam: Do you know that what does the day-light saving time mean in Seattle?
Kid: Yes, it is an extra hour of rain!
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Joseph: Do you know that the rain makes grass, tress, flowers and everything more beautiful.
Mack: Than why does not it rains on my wife..
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Passenger: Tell me, how would you describe the rain in this part of the country?
Guide: Lots of little drops of water falling allover!
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"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."
Jolie: Do you know what do raindrop says to another raindrop?
Minni: Yes, it says that my plop is really bigger than your plop..
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Man: Daylight-saving time mean in Seattle means?
Woman: It is an extra hours of rain!!
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Dad asked to his NRI son: How is the climate there?
Son replied: The climate has not been too bad nowadays – It only rained thrice. 1st time for 4 days and second time for 6 days.
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Wife: Why do you use ketchup when it rains?
Hubby: I heard that it rains like cats but hot dogs!!
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A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically took his arm out of the window. When she couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered on his ear: "Young man...you keep both hands on the wheel...I'll tell you when it's raining!" :)
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Student: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Student: thanks mam, because i didn't do my homework.
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Mom: Do you the difference in the horse and weather?
Kid: One is reined up and another rains down..
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Jasmine: Can you answer me, why do people use ketchup in rain?
Rosie: Simply because it rains like cats and hot dogs..
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Boy: What do you say a sunny day that follows two days of rain?
Girl: Well, Monday
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Dad: Son, can you tell that how do you know if rain is suppose to come?
Son: When i can see the mountain. when i can’t see the mountain, it is already raining.
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Father: A man is incomplete until he is married.
Son; An after that?
Father: Finished shortly!!!
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Mam: Do you know that what does the day-light saving time mean in Seattle?
Kid: Yes, it is an extra hour of rain!
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Joseph: Do you know that the rain makes grass, tress, flowers and everything more beautiful.
Mack: Than why does not it rains on my wife..
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Passenger: Tell me, how would you describe the rain in this part of the country?
Guide: Lots of little drops of water falling allover!
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"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."
