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A businessman invested 5000$ in a business and Suffered big loss.
Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in the area, where religious does not allow people to cut their hair...!!!

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An idiot photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,.
suddenly all businessman beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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Group of Nineteen businessman went for a movie.
On asking them why they came in a big group of Nineteen.
They Replied that the movie was only for the people ABOVE Eighteen !!!

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A businessman was lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec
a women gives birth to a kid.
A naughty employee said- we must find & stop her!

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Businessman while interview with candidate:-
Businessman: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
Candidate: The future tense is 'you will go to jail'.

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A son of businessman standing below a tube light with an open mouth...
Do you know why?
Because his doctor advised him "Tonight's dinner should be light"