Fresh Short Jokes

'Fresh and funny short jokes to feel the freshness with fun and humor'

Mr. X: Tell me short, smart and the best way to prevent milk from getting sour?
Mr. Y: Better to leave it in cow itself..
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Bus conductor: Hey, why are you buying two tickets?
Funny passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool, I already have my Pass with me..!!!
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What did a funny handsome dog says to a beautiful bitch on a candle light dinner
near romantic river in the open moonlight.
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"BHOW BHOW"
what else it can say!!!
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Husband was waiving his arms at home and searching..
Wife: What are doing?
Husband: Killing ants and i killed 2 male and 3 female ants..
Wife: How do you know about male and female?
Husband: 2 were on beer cant and 2 were on cell phone..
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Once a man and a doctor were in love with same girl.
Man got an idea and started giving an Apple to his love daily.
When that girl asked why this apple daily?
Man replied: An apple a day keeps the doctor away...!!
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Male: Woman use 30000 words in a day
but in case of man, it is 15000.
Female: The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
Male turned on and asked: 'What'.
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Neighbor: I noticed that your daughter is mostly in the kitchen.
Probably she loves cooking so many varieties.
Her little brother instantly replied: No, actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen.
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Teacher: If you want to make your character good, then say all woman 'Mother'.
Student: Well that will make my character good, but that what about my Father??
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When the best actors are chosen by another actors, it's called Oscars.
But when the best actors are chosen by the people it's called an elections...
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My uncle lost his dog last week.
I said why don''t you put an advertisement in newspaper?
Uncle replied: Don't be silly, my dog can't read newspaper..
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Chat of kids:
1st kid: Do you know why is 6 scared from 7 ?
2nd kid: Because 7 ate 9...
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1st friend: What do call two birds with love?
2nd friend: Tweet hearts.!!!
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When you drink:-
Brandy and water = Injures kidney
Rum and water = bad forever
Beer and water = unhealthy b.p.
Gin and water = high risk of paralysis

In short, there is something wrong with 'water'.
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Hubby: From year start till year end, from romance till our silver-anniversary,
from day till night, my feeling has never been changed for you..
Wife: Wow, what are your feelings for me?
Hubby: You are always been headache for me!
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Wife: Dear, can we have dinner now?
Husband: OK, what are my choices?
Wife: Dear, choose between Yes or No!