Jack: My uncle got back from Europe. The minute he stepped on India soil, he fell and kissed the ground..
Sim: In a burst of patriotism.
Jack: No, on a banana peel!!
One day, as a husband was reading the newspaper, his wife smacked him upside the head with a frying pan.
Husband cried and shouted: What was that for?
Wife screamed: I was doing your laundry when I found a piece of paper with the name of Marylou on it! Who is she? Are you cheating on me?
Dear don't worry. Remember when I went to the horse race three weeks ago with my friends? Marylou was the name of the horse I was betting on.
Wife satisfied and continued doing the laundry. But after few hours, she smacked the husband with a frying pan again.
Husband surprised: What was that for?
Wife: "Your horse called."???
Husband and wife were boating.. And sudden husband noticed that there is a big shark inside. He went behind his wife and push her and she felt in water.
After sometime, man got a notice from animal rights and protection department for being done wrong with that shark and spoiling its life!!
Three women and four men were going by train..
On the station, the men bought the tickets for them but they noticed that the women were buying only one ticket for three. And they keep their eye on them..
They all set on seats but saw that the women wen to restroom and locked the door.On the next station, ticket check came and check. He knocked the door and asked for ticked. The door slightly opened and one arm came with ticket. Conductor checked and went..
They four were impressed and made their mind to apply the same idea whe they return.. They came back and bought one ticket but they surprised when the noticed those same women buying no ticket at all.