Cool Short Jokes

'Cool short jokes about funny things'

Girl: Dear, today is the day when we met first..
Boy: Oh, thanks for recalling me, let us stand in silence for two minutes..
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Boss: Where were you born?
Employee: United-Kingdom..
Boss: Which part?
Funny employee: All parts of mine..
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Boy to girl: will this ever going to be true??
Girl: What?
Boy:-
-Two mad are playing chess..
-Two Women are sitting quiet..
-Girl Friend are paying the short bills…!!!
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Interviewer: Just imagine you are on fifth floor and It caught fire, how will you escape?
Candidate: It is very simple, i will stop my imagination!!
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Girls are 70%
Beauty
Girls r 75%
Sweet
Girls r 85%
Naughty
Girls r 90%
Cute
Girls r 100%
Lovely
Total
70+75+85+90+100 = 420
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Short jokes on the perfect son - funny one..

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Short jokes on being poor..
Wife : We are very poor, there is nothing good with us.
Husband: But dear, there is one thing good about being Poor which is very funny.
Wife : what??
Husband: It is Inexpensive.!!!
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Funny Jokes about Birthday gift.
Mr Joy: I sent 200 hugs check to my wife on her birthday as i was out of pocket.
Friend: good, so what she did??
Mr. Joy: Bank manager cash that check !!!
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Funny jokes with Two girls,
First girl: we girls don't like study too much!!
Second girl: why??
first: think...think more...
o.k, because..
we know someone, somewhere would be doing study for us...
poor boys!!!
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Dad: Do you know the difference between Mechanical Engineer and Civil Engineer?
Son: Yes, A Mechanical Engineer builds weapons but a Civil Engineer builds targets...