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Girl: Dear, today is the day when we met first..
Boy: Oh, thanks for recalling me, let us stand in silence for two minutes..
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Boss: Where were you born?
Employee: United-Kingdom..
Boss: Which part?
Funny employee: All parts of mine..
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Girls are 70%
Beauty
Girls r 75%
Sweet
Girls r 85%
Naughty
Girls r 90%
Cute
Girls r 100%
Lovely
Total
70+75+85+90+100 = 420
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About the perfect son - funny one..

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Wife : We are very poor, there is nothing good with us.
Husband: But dear, there is one thing good about being Poor which is very funny.
Wife : what??
Husband: It is Inexpensive.!!!