Happiness

Many times I surprise when people run behind each others to pull their leg and give birth to jealous. What is the benefit of doing all this stupid things. By doing these acts we are doing nothing but just adding our enemies. This bad things create ill effects in each one's life.

So it is always advisable to live together with no grudges. Laugh a lot and make people laugh. Jokes are the best medium to bring smile on dull faces. We all have right on happiness which come through fun and humor. When we share some jokes, we touche others heart and make others our well wisher. Somewhere in the journey of life these people prove a great help to us. So we should never hate anyone and these jealousy adds in our sins. The more we laugh, more we feel satisfied.

It is always noticed that the person who is of jolly nature has more friends than an ordinary human being. These kind of personalities create lots of fun through their naughty and silly short funny jokes and incidents. They never feel shy and they know how to laugh on their own mistakes.

I always feel that a happy and satisfied person gets more success in life in all aspects. So its never too late to move forward. Just try to spread smile all over to make yourself smile. Always help others and they will return you back with their love and care.

Often I have seen people searching for real happiness and enjoyment. Every one keeps on saying 'Just Enjoy' but are we really following this? Our Boss say us that just enjoy what are you doing and when we start enjoying he himself give us so pressure that we forget what is happiness. So I think when we come home from work, we should find something on which we can laugh. Jokes are the best option at that time. We come closure to our family with Jokes. Our jokes and pranks make their mood and they feel like top of the world. So enjoy the present moment who knows what will happen tomorrow. These small happiness matters a lot. When we share this kind of jokes and funny instances, we reduce the distance between each other and give a satisfaction.

Pranks Places

Jack: My uncle got back from Europe. The minute he stepped on India soil, he fell and kissed the ground..
Sim: In a burst of patriotism.
Jack: No, on a banana peel!!
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One day, as a husband was reading the newspaper, his wife smacked him upside the head with a frying pan.
Husband cried and shouted: What was that for?
Wife screamed: I was doing your laundry when I found a piece of paper with the name of Marylou on it! Who is she? Are you cheating on me?

Dear don't worry. Remember when I went to the horse race three weeks ago with my friends? Marylou was the name of the horse I was betting on.

Wife satisfied and continued doing the laundry. But after few hours, she smacked the husband with a frying pan again.

Husband surprised: What was that for?

Wife: "Your horse called."???
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Husband and wife were boating.. And sudden husband noticed that there is a big shark inside. He went behind his wife and push her and she felt in water.

After sometime, man got a notice from animal rights and protection department for being done wrong with that shark and spoiling its life!!
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Three women and four men were going by train..
On the station, the men bought the tickets for them but they noticed that the women were buying only one ticket for three. And they keep their eye on them..
They all set on seats but saw that the women wen to restroom and locked the door.On the next station, ticket check came and check. He knocked the door and asked for ticked. The door slightly opened and one arm came with ticket. Conductor checked and went..
They four were impressed and made their mind to apply the same idea whe they return.. They came back and bought one ticket but they surprised when the noticed those same women buying no ticket at all.

Fresh Jokes

Mr. X: Tell me short, smart and the best way to prevent milk from getting sour?
Mr. Y: Better to leave it in cow itself..
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What did a funny handsome dog says to a beautiful bitch on a candle light dinner
near romantic river in the open moonlight.
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"BHOW BHOW"
what else it can say!!!
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Husband was waiving his arms at home and searching..
Wife: What are doing?
Husband: Killing ants and i killed 2 male and 3 female ants..
Wife: How do you know about male and female?
Husband: 2 were on beer cant and 2 were on cell phone..
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Male: Woman use 30000 words in a day
but in case of man, it is 15000.
Female: The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
Male turned on and asked: 'What'.
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When the best actors are chosen by another actors, it's called Oscars.
But when the best actors are chosen by the people it's called an elections...
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Chat of kids:
1st kid: Do you know why is 6 scared from 7 ?
2nd kid: Because 7 ate 9...
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Hubby: From year start till year end, from romance till our silver-anniversary,
from day till night, my feeling has never been changed for you..
Wife: Wow, what are your feelings for me?
Hubby: You are always been headache for me!