Funny Questions to Ask and Weird Answers

World is crazy so we are. Here you go with lot of Funny Questions to Ask when you want to do something different! Questions are replied with weird answers too!
funny questions to ask

Q: What are those two things which are necessary to keep your wife happy.
A: The first is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it..

Q: Can I get a permission from you to ask something important?
A: Well you are already asking!

Q: What is the difference between husband and boyfriend?
A: 30 minutes!

Q: What has a head and a tail but there is no body?
A: It is a coin.

Q: What does letter 'T' and island have in common?
A: Well, they both are in the middle of the water..

Q: What does the statue of liberty stand for?
A: Because it can not sit down.

Q: Why doesn't Law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law, one can not be punished twice for the same offense!!!

Q: Why can not your nose be 12" long?
A: Because it would be a foot.

Q: Where does a math student eat his lunch?
A: At the multiplication table.

Q: What would you call a super man when he lost his power?
A: A man!!!

Q: Where do sheep go to hair cut?
A: The baa baa shop!!

Q: What do you cal a funny box with six ducks in?
A: A box of quackers.!!

Q: What three countries make someone want to eat?
A: Grease, hungry and turkey!!

Q: What do a sea monster eats?
A: Obviously, Fishes and ships..

Q: Why the frogs are so good and happy?
A: Because they eat whatever bugs them


Q: Tell me, why did banana go to the doctor?
A: Yes, because banana was not peeling good..

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Q. What is the most shocking city?
A. Electricity..

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Q. What would happen if woman ruled the world?
A. There would be no war..
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each others...

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Q: How do you keep a fool in suspense?
A: I will tell you later..

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Q. What is more useful after its broken?
A. An egg..

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Q. What is the most dangerous position in which to sleep ?
A. It is when you sleep with your feet on your office desk.

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Q. Why do cows like jokes?
A. Because they like to be amoosed...

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Q. What kind of flower do you have between your nose and chin?
A. Tulips...

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Mam, can i hold your hand?
No thanks, it is not heavy...


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Q: Why do boys whistle when they are sitting on the toilet seat?
A: So that they could remember which end to wipe.

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"When a baby giraffe is born, it falls six feet, normally without getting hurt."

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