A girl in college tells her friend: It is my mom who made my dad a millionaire.
Friend asks: And what was his status before marriage?
The college girl replied: He was a multimillionaire before marriage!!
Two college guys were talking..
One of them said: when the apple is green, it is ready to pluck..
and when the girl is eighteen, she is ready to...
You dirty mind, elections are near.. so try to think +positive.
Two college female friends:
First: Why it is so difficult to find a men who is caring, sensitive, good looking and rich.
Second girl replies: Because they already have girlfriends.
Two girl in college:
First girl asked: Do you know what do boys discuss when they are together?
Another girl: The same thing which we discuss when we are together..
First girl: Oh, How Disgusting.!!!
Two college boys:
First asked: What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
Second replied: It is when your Girl Friend says "You are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends in college."
Tensed married lecturer in college lecture:--
Students: Do you Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
Students: why, sir?
Lecturer: because, there's not a Single person in it..
Girl friend; will you marry me after finishing college?
Boyfriend: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life !!
Girl: The word wife is in short form. Do you know the full form of wife?
Boy: Yes, it is worries invited for ever!