Friend 1: Do you know that love triangle s bad
Friend 2: Why
Friend 1: Because two out of three persons don't like being in it.
Husband: Wow, what a climate today..
Wife: Yes, but i am not feeling well.
Husband: Oh no, I was planning to have dinner outside.
Wife: Well, I was just joking.. We can go..
Husband: Me too was not serious, so get up and make the meal..
Once a woman calls funny man for repairing door bell.
Man doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady was short tempered, she calls again..
Funny Man replies in short: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.
Boy SMS to his friend: Don't break anyone's heart they only have one..
Her friend replies: Just go and break their bones, they have 206 of them..
Do you want to know that you are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without you even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel you everywhere.... Don't mind, i was talking in short about oxygen...
Why does a lion trainer buy new clothes for his work?
Simply, because he takes 'pride' in his appearance..
If you don't s.m.s me today, them i will not take my dinner,I will have only ice cream after roll with chicken sandwich and pizza and sleep hungry..
Someone.. Misses you.. Needs you. Worries About you, Lonely Without you..
THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ...
Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue...
Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
So Sweet is your SMILE???
so Sweet is your STYLE???
so Sweet is your VOICE???
so Sweet is your EYE?????
See .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a S.M.S TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
A man filled a job application.
When the Salary expected column came, he confused.
After much of thoughts he wrote- "Yes".