Mom: Why do not you marry with your boyfriend?
Daughter: but mom, he is an atheist and does not believe that there is hell and god!
Mom: Once you marry him and he will start believing in both!!
Two friends were talking,
1st:How much the earth is far from here?
2nd:1 kilo meter.
1st man jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
2nd: Downwards !
Man: I sometime get surprised.
Man: Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
Daughter - I will not go to school
mom - why so???
Daughter - mom teacher doesn't know any thing..
mom - how can you that???
Daughter- yesterday she taught that 9-4 = 5,but today she taught 6-1=5..
1st friend - my father drives the car so fast that some people fly away..
2nd friend - my father drives the car so fast that the people run away..
3rd friend - my father drives the car so fast that the car is in garage and father in hospital..
"A bird does not sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song."