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Mom: Why do not you marry with your boyfriend?
Daughter: but mom, he is an atheist and does not believe that there is hell and god!
Mom: Once you marry him and he will start believing in both!!

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Two friends were talking,
1st:How much the earth is far from here?
2nd:1 kilo meter.
1st man jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
2nd: Downwards !

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Man: I sometime get surprised.
Friend: why?
Man: Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!

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Daughter - I will not go to school
mom - why so???
Daughter - mom teacher doesn't know any thing..
mom - how can you that???
Daughter- yesterday she taught that 9-4 = 5,but today she taught 6-1=5..

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Three Friends:-
1st friend - my father drives the car so fast that some people fly away..

2nd friend - my father drives the car so fast that the people run away..

3rd friend - my father drives the car so fast that the car is in garage and father in hospital..

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