A man was riding the subway after a hard day at the office. A young guy sat down next to him and said:
"Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!"
The businessman asked: "What's the matter? Are you sick?"
The young man replied: "No, You know, I just graduated from a medical school."
Once, at lunch at an school, the cafe was serving swiss cheese. A little girl received her meal and was disgusted by it.
"Miss lunch lady," she said at the end of the line, "I don't like the holes in my cheese."
"Well It's fine," she said. "Just eat around them and leave them on your plate."