Sandy wanted to impress boss so he gave a box of packed gift to his boss on his birthday. Before opening it, boss shook it slightly, and he felt that it was wet in the corner. He touched his middle finger to the wet spot and tasted it, and asked, "Hey sandy - is it bottle of wine?"
Sandy: No boss
Again, he touched and tasted hi finger: "A bottle of scotch?"
Sand: No boss!
Finally he quieted asked sandy to tell What is it?
Sandy replied: "A sweet puppy, boss."
