A lady goes to the clinic, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What's wrong?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't understand what to be done. Every time my man comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a Idea - When he comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and
start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep.
7 days later the she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and happy.
Lady: Thanks Doctor, that worked well! I followed your advice and he didn't even touch
me!
Doctor: "Yes, now you can see how much keeping females mouth close help?"
