Teacher: Do you know what is the first month?
Kid: Yes miss ! It is January.
Teacher: Good and what is the second month?
Kid: It is February.
Teacher: Great. OK, tell me what is the last month?
Kids: 9th month of Delivery..
Husband: Tell me that have you ever cheated on me?
Wife: Yes, two times.
Husband yelled: when?
Wife: In 1995, when you needed leg plaster and we didn't have insurance. we were short of money and i arranged a doctor who treated for you free.
second time: when you stood in election and you fallen short of 150 votes.!!!
True relatives always stand behind us during bad and worse times.
Don't you believe that?
Cut to short,
Check out your marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind you!!
What is the most strange thing about Tom and Jerry?
Kid: They run and fight whole day with no clothes but..
when they go for swimming, they always wear a swim suits