Moments matter in life and difficulties often make you down but when you make your mind to overcome every tough situation - We can title you a person with full of life. When you enjoy every small giggles, chuckles, react on shared puns and spare time for amusement - You become a rock-star. It is smartest way of making life so perfect, healthy and likeable. We understand that seriousness matters in life and takes you next lever of success but you must add aurora of fun to make yourself relaxed and satisfied, It throws away lot of problems, diseases and keeps you fit.
So once again, we are back with wonderful new jokes to be shared with your friends/family, neighbors, colleagues or anyone you would like to start conversation:
1.) Girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh and puts her boyfriends head down and questions: 'Can you listen the ocean?''
He replies: 'Nope, but I can smell the fish.''
2.) Guys are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a single word they say.
Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Males are like .. Government Bonds ... . They take too long to mature.
3.) 2 lions walk into a shopping center and one says to the other "It's pretty quiet in here today."