Salesman: Mam, you will look very attractive in this dress.
Lady: I like it but i don't like its color.
Salesman: Oh, don't worry about it, It will disappear after the first wash.!!!
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Salesman to boss: Oh boss, i sold a land which is completely under water. The customer is very short temper, so i think that we should refund his money.
Boss: What kind of salesman you are? Just go back and sell a houseboat to him.
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Salesman to a kid: Is your mother at home?
kid replied: yes.
Salesman: Rang the bell four time, but no one comes out.
Salesman asked kid: You said she is at home??
Kid: Yes, she is at home, but it is not a place where i live.
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Customer: What is the surety of this LCD?
Salesman: It is so good that If you throw it from 50 feet, it will not break till 49 feet..
Customer: Great, pack it..
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Customer: How do you know a salesman is lying?
Friend: His lips are moving !!
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Funny man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the salesman twice.:-(
Guess why?
Because it was written there "use two before dialing.."
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Customer: Is the mineral water you sell healthy?
Salesman: Yes sir, we sale only well water.(water from a well)
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Salesman punchline for selling mosquito coil...
Before that you turned very weak in missing someone...
Before that you turned very weak in missing someone...
that a stupid mosquito take me out from bad!!!
so use it fight with them..
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Man: There are many funny stupid people.
salesman: God must love stupid people. He made So many.
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"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects." ~Arnold Glasow
