Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: and corrects you.
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Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Bad: She is a whore.
Very bad: She earns much more than you.
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Teacher: Explain about the different between problem and challenge????
Student: 3boys + 1girl = problem and 1boy + 3girls = challenge..
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1st person : I have three sons.. two are engineers and one could not study and become beggar..
2nd person : Then give him a short kick and throw him out of home!!!
1st person : How can i...??? only he earns......
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Two friends:
- What is it: it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter but hangs on the tree during the summer?
- ???
- It is a stove.
- A stove that hangs on a tree?
- Why does it matter to you where I keep my stove during the summer.
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A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee.
From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:
-Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window?
-I’m chasing away the elephants
-Chasing elephants? There aren’t elephants in the city.
-Well that means it's working!
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? wasn't all that bad this time.
Dentist relied in short: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.
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"All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work."
- Brian Tracy
Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: and corrects you.
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Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Bad: She is a whore.
Very bad: She earns much more than you.
***********
Teacher: Explain about the different between problem and challenge????
Student: 3boys + 1girl = problem and 1boy + 3girls = challenge..
***********
1st person : I have three sons.. two are engineers and one could not study and become beggar..
2nd person : Then give him a short kick and throw him out of home!!!
1st person : How can i...??? only he earns......
**********
Two friends:
- What is it: it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter but hangs on the tree during the summer?
- ???
- It is a stove.
- A stove that hangs on a tree?
- Why does it matter to you where I keep my stove during the summer.
***********
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee.
From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:
-Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window?
-I’m chasing away the elephants
-Chasing elephants? There aren’t elephants in the city.
-Well that means it's working!
************
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
************
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? wasn't all that bad this time.
Dentist relied in short: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.
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"All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work."
- Brian Tracy
