Fart

Once me and my brother went to a shop nearby. The shopkeeper and her wife sitting there. Suddenly her wife farted and we surprise and laughed a lot. This is the funnies experience and we often share it.

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What is the definition of fart?
A turd honking for clearance.

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Ever you you heard about the constipated wheel of the fortune player?
Well, he wanted to buy a bowel.

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A Belch is just a kind of a gust of air,
That come from thy Heart...
But when it takes the downward trend,
It changes into a Fart..

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What is the thing you can never hold on?
My farts..

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Do you know the fact behind farts stink?
Yes, it is so that deaf person could also enjoy them..

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Tell the Green and Smelly?
It is the Hulk's farts.

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Friend 1: Do you know the example of surprise?
Friend 2: A fart with a lump in itself..

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How did the fart cross the road?
As it was stuck in the chicken’s pants..

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How can you take revenge from boss?
Farting at his cabin as I suppose to leave. It is the smartest and silent way to irritate him..

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Where others can listen when you are farting?
When i am inside a crowded lift, reading in a library or in a lecture.

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How can you get indication if a female is wearing pantyhose?
When she farts, her ankles swell!!

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Hey man, i think you are through to that naughty hotline...
Will you please hold it??