A girl noticed in the office that a middle aged man was placing the stamp of 'I Love You' on cards and writing - I am still missing you..
Girl went to him and asked, May i know what are you doing?
Man: I am going to send 200 cards and different couples..
Girl: But why are you doing so?
Man: Because i am short of business..
Girl: what business you do?
Man: I am the lawyer of divorce..
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Why did a beautiful girl put lipstick on her forehead?
I think she must be trying to make up her mind.
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How can you confuse your husband?
No, you can't because he is always been like that.
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Seventy percent of married men cheat in Australia.
What about the thirty percent?
They cheat in Thailand!!
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A boy in college was flirting with girl..
There were 3 girl standing:
He went to first girl and asked: You have got such a beautiful hair, what is the secret of it?
Girl: It comes by natural..
He went to second girl whose hair were yellow and asked the same question:
Girl: It is by natural.
Than he went to another girl whose hair were blue and asked the same question
Girl replied: It is natural..
Moral: Girl never tell the truth.
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Husband messages to wife: I am missing you a lot, what is up there?
Wife replies: Me to but right now i am dying..
Husband: Feels like heaven but still shows some sympathy and replies, oh now, i can not live without you..
Wife: Are you mad, i am not that dying, i am just dying my hairs..
Husband: I wish..
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What when you sinned 90 times..
Very simple: you are suppose to be caught 45 times.
How?
It is because we read that SIN 90 = COT 45!!
Girl went to him and asked, May i know what are you doing?
Man: I am going to send 200 cards and different couples..
Girl: But why are you doing so?
Man: Because i am short of business..
Girl: what business you do?
Man: I am the lawyer of divorce..
_____
Why did a beautiful girl put lipstick on her forehead?
I think she must be trying to make up her mind.
_____
How can you confuse your husband?
No, you can't because he is always been like that.
_____
Seventy percent of married men cheat in Australia.
What about the thirty percent?
They cheat in Thailand!!
_____
A boy in college was flirting with girl..
There were 3 girl standing:
He went to first girl and asked: You have got such a beautiful hair, what is the secret of it?
Girl: It comes by natural..
He went to second girl whose hair were yellow and asked the same question:
Girl: It is by natural.
Than he went to another girl whose hair were blue and asked the same question
Girl replied: It is natural..
Moral: Girl never tell the truth.
_____
Husband messages to wife: I am missing you a lot, what is up there?
Wife replies: Me to but right now i am dying..
Husband: Feels like heaven but still shows some sympathy and replies, oh now, i can not live without you..
Wife: Are you mad, i am not that dying, i am just dying my hairs..
Husband: I wish..
_____
What when you sinned 90 times..
Very simple: you are suppose to be caught 45 times.
How?
It is because we read that SIN 90 = COT 45!!
