My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.
I'm getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night.
My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
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