A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time,'' She told he mother. '' I can’t read, I can’t write – and they won’t allow me to talk!''
Why did the frog cross the road?
To see if the chicken was okay!
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
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