Interesting Short Jokes

There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near school..
But not near girl's college:--
Why?
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.
.
because...

"VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE;)"...-)
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Wife: Why you always keep on sleeping
Husband: Because one genius said me that your future depends on your dreams, so i sleep for good dreams...
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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Doctor: Should woman have children after 30?
Patient: Not at all doctor, 30 children are quit enough..
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When driving through fog, what should one use?
His/her Car
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Man to a woman: Pl mam, talk to me for a while.
Woman: Why?
Man: My wife has lost and whenever i talk to any beautiful woman, my wife appears..
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"A hearty Laugh gives one a dry cleaning while a good cry is a wet wash."