Cute Short Jokes

'Cute short jokes to spread cute smile all over'

A Boy on date with a girl in BMW car..
Boy: Sweet Heart,I hide something from you...
Girl : Tell..
Boy:I am already Married..
Girl:Oh,You scared me..I thought, this BMW is not Yours!!!!!!
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Boy: I am getting married next month... its small party and only few and special people are invited..
Friend: Tell, what gift you need on that occasion
Boy: Bring someone to marry me.!!!!
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Doctor was running behind his patient...
People asked what happened??
Doctor said every time he comes for operation of his mind.. and runs after hair cut..
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Man to his friend: You Know, my wife's teeth are like stars....
Friend: How can you say this???
Husband: They come out every night !!
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Q: What should you give the man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it...
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Man: When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
But when a 14 year old married couple smile, everyone wonders why?
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Girl: Do you think i will lose my look as i get older?
Boy: Yes, if you are lucky!