There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near school..
But not near girl's college:--
Why?
.
.
.
because...
"VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE;)"...-)
_______
Wife: Why you always keep on sleeping
Husband: Because one genius said me that your future depends on your dreams, so i sleep for good dreams...
_______
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
_______
Doctor: Should woman have children after 30?
Patient: Not at all doctor, 30 children are quit enough..
_______
When driving through fog, what should one use?
His/her Car
_______
When you failed to achieve a GOOD DAY,
Never get worried..
You have lots more options of having...
Other biscuits like
Monaco
20-20
Little Hearts
50-50 etc, so check them!!
_______
Man to a woman: Pl mam, talk to me for a while.
Woman: Why?
Man: My wife has lost and whenever i talk to any beautiful woman, my wife appears..
_______
Dad: What did you learn in the school?
Son: I have good knowledge of give and take.
Father: How?
Kid: I gave Ricky a punch and took his lunch.
"A hearty Laugh gives one a dry cleaning while a good cry is a wet wash."
But not near girl's college:--
Why?
.
.
.
because...
"VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE;)"...-)
_______
Wife: Why you always keep on sleeping
Husband: Because one genius said me that your future depends on your dreams, so i sleep for good dreams...
_______
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
_______
Doctor: Should woman have children after 30?
Patient: Not at all doctor, 30 children are quit enough..
_______
When driving through fog, what should one use?
His/her Car
_______
When you failed to achieve a GOOD DAY,
Never get worried..
You have lots more options of having...
Other biscuits like
Monaco
20-20
Little Hearts
50-50 etc, so check them!!
_______
Man to a woman: Pl mam, talk to me for a while.
Woman: Why?
Man: My wife has lost and whenever i talk to any beautiful woman, my wife appears..
_______
Dad: What did you learn in the school?
Son: I have good knowledge of give and take.
Father: How?
Kid: I gave Ricky a punch and took his lunch.
"A hearty Laugh gives one a dry cleaning while a good cry is a wet wash."
