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First Student: Lecturer is always greater as compare to Mother..
Second student: How??
First student: Because a mother can put only one child to sleep, but a lecturer can put whole classroom to sleep !!!

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One day a lecturer goes to the market,Someone snatch's his cell and run away.
Lecturer follows him, but snatcher runs faster...,
Lecturer shouts at him"Take it you donkey, but its charger is with me..!!!!

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One Lecturer's home caught fire and he is giving miss call to fire officer..

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Male Lecturer's friend: Promise me that you let me do first kiss with your wife....
Lecturer replied: Promise, but I will merry with your sister................

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Lecturer was taking class seriously.
One of the student was looking outside of the window.
Lecturer asked: For what purpose you come to college?
Student: For vidhya (Education or name), but she has not come up till now...

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Lecture: I want you to tell me the longest sentence what you can think?
Student: Lifetime Imprisonment!

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Lecture: Name four members of the cat's family?
Student: Daddy cat, mom cat & two kittens.!!

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EGG,
CHICKEN,
FISH,
MUTTON,
Read slowly and delete after, because all are non veg.

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