Kids Jokes

'Kids jokes in short for kids to experience the real entertainment'

Kid: I want to throw the butter high.
Mom: Why?
Kid: Because i love to see butterfly.

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Teacher: Where do all the lions sleep?
Kid answered: Anywhere where they want to, because they are king of forest..

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Mother: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Kid: My dear mom, if we calculate than money is made of paper and it comes from tress.. So Pl rethink it..

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Teacher to kids: Do you know baby, why do computers have glasses?
Kids reply: Because they want to improve their web sight..

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1st Kid: See how sweet my new born brother is.
2nd Kid: Wow, he looks so cute! Tell me his name?
1st Kid: I do not know it yet. I ca not understand a single word, he says...

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Mam: I ordered you to stand at the end of the row..
Kids: I went but someone else was already standing there!!

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Kids: Why do we always go to bed?
Dad: Simply because bed will not come to us!

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Short tempered father to kid: Whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed,
how do you control your anger?
Son replied in short: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush..

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Son asked to father: Why was the math book sad but not short?
Father replied: Because it had too many problems..

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Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Funny Kids: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book!

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Father: Do you have a trouble making decisions?
Son: Well, yes and no !!!

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Son: mom, yesterday when i was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my
seat to a lady.
Mom: Good, you have done right thing.
Son: but mom I was sitting on dad's lap.

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Father: What about your result?
Son: Dad, Principal's son failed..
Father: What about yo?
Son: Dad, doctor's daughter also failed..
Father: Well what about you?
Son: Exams are not a joke.. I am not Albert Ernestine's son, I am also failed..

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Once in a bar, one guy said to another..
"I slept with your mom last night."
after that whole bar was waiting another guy's response.

After a while... he laughs and says shortly: Let's go home, Father, you are drunk....

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Once there were three Ladies:
First Lady: My husband's hair color is Black, So i will wear black dress for tomorrow's Party.
Second Lady: My husband's hair color is yellow,So i will wear yellow dress for tomorrow Party.
Third Lady questioned: Very funny.. My Husband is bald and short, So what should I wear???!!!

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The boss returned after lunch in a cool mood and he called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of short jokes, which he had picked up,
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
He asked 'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor?
she replied-'I don't have to laugh,'
Because I am this leaving Friday.

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Son: Dad, why this aunt's stomach is so fat?
Father: You naughty, you know everything..
Son: No, i promise dad, i don't know.
Dad: OK, There is water filled-up in her stomach..
Son: Oh, than there is risk of sinking in water for baby??

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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that''s vanity?
Second girl: No, it's imagination.

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