1st criminal: what is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
2nd criminal relies: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Children who never come when called will grow up to be doctors...
Children who come before they are called will grow up to be lawyers.
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Mr. Sam asked: How can you know, when a lawyer is lying?
Mr. joy replied: It is so funny, His lips must be moving.
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Q: If an ethical Lawyer, an honest politician and a merciful aerobic instructor, all fall out
from an air plan. Which one hits the ground first.?
A: It doesn't matter, none of them exist.
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Q: what is the difference between good lawyer and great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law and a great lawyer knows the judge..
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Wife: what do you like most, my beauty or brain??
Husband: your sense of humor..
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Father asks to son: why don't you work??
Son replies: I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.!!!
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Girl asked fer friend: what is the fastest way to man's heart?
Friend: With a sharp knife, through his chest !!!
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Husband: we have six child and i ll call you mother of five.
Wife: o.k, then i will also call you father of three !!
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What is the difference between an onion and lawyer?
You can cry when you stick a knife in an onion
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'One chance is all you need.' - Jesse Owens
2nd criminal relies: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Children who never come when called will grow up to be doctors...
Children who come before they are called will grow up to be lawyers.
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Mr. Sam asked: How can you know, when a lawyer is lying?
Mr. joy replied: It is so funny, His lips must be moving.
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Q: If an ethical Lawyer, an honest politician and a merciful aerobic instructor, all fall out
from an air plan. Which one hits the ground first.?
A: It doesn't matter, none of them exist.
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Q: what is the difference between good lawyer and great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law and a great lawyer knows the judge..
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Wife: what do you like most, my beauty or brain??
Husband: your sense of humor..
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Father asks to son: why don't you work??
Son replies: I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.!!!
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Girl asked fer friend: what is the fastest way to man's heart?
Friend: With a sharp knife, through his chest !!!
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Husband: we have six child and i ll call you mother of five.
Wife: o.k, then i will also call you father of three !!
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What is the difference between an onion and lawyer?
You can cry when you stick a knife in an onion
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'One chance is all you need.' - Jesse Owens
