Once old man said: When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
But when a fifteen year married couple smile everyone wonders why..!!!
Wife: Why are you late?
Hubby: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Hubby: No. I was standing on it.
Groom: Father, I have found a woman just like my mother.
Father: then what do you want from me, sympathy??
Wife: Do you know that why are crows black?
Husband: yes, because they don't have money to buy Fair & Lovely!!
Wife: Today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: well, let us stand in silence for two minutes.!!!
"Paint a masterpiece daily. Always autograph your work with excellence."