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Lazy man thinking: A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station!!

Boyfriend; am i the first man you have ever loved ?
Girlfriend; of course yes honey, why do all lazy men ask the same question?

A man was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!


Man at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing
is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Teacher: It is very bad, why are you late again?
Student: I am very sorry mam, I just overslept.
Teacher: Do you mean that you need to sleep at home too?

Two female friends talk..
First: why don't men show their real feelings??
second: because they don't have anyone...
first: o.k., tell me, what is successful men?
second; who earns more than his wife can spend !!

Man: I broke my leg in two places.
Friend suggestion: Than you should quit going to those place..

Dad: How do YOU spell cat?
Son: k - a - t.
Dad: You are wrong, look at the dictionary, it is c-a-t!
Son: But Dad, you asked me how do I spell it!

A man at medical shop: Can i but poison?
Chemist: Sorry, We can not provide you.
Man thinks and than shows his marriage certificate..
Chemist apologized and sad: Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a prescription with you..


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