Short Insurance Jokes

'Insurance jokes to share the best and funny events of insurance industry.'

Tom: Me and my spouse both have bought life insurance policy for one another.
Angel: Good, Now?
Tom: Now, it is just a wait and watch game!

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God: What is an insurance policy?
Dead Man: A contract that keeps us poor all in your life so that you can die rich..

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Son: What is the best thing about turning 70?
Father: In short, no more calls from any insurance policy seller..

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One month ago i bought a retirement policy.
All i have to do is keep making the payment for a short period of 20 years and agent can retire well.

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Q: How the agents greet each others?
A: "Hi, pleasure to meet you, I am better than you."

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Q: What is the worst thing in your short life than death?
A: Spending an evening with an agent?

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"Do not let me force you in hasty decision. Go and sleep tonight and if you wake up in morning, call me and we will go ahead!" Said insurance agent to hie prospect..

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Husband taken a life insurance policy for his wife..
Second day he calls to insurance agent: How much i can claim if my wife dies today?
Insurance agent: Sir, approx fifteen years behind the bars...

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Boss: Tell me the difference between insurance company manager and a don?
Employee: Sir, the insurance company's manager can predict how many customer will die but the don can count their names who will die..

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After lots of tests in hospital, Doctor said to widow patient: Sorry but you will live for another six months only.
Women shocked and asked: What should i do now?
Doctor suggested: You can marry to an insurance agent.
Women asked: Will that help me in live longer?
Doctor replied: No but it will seem longer!!

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Marie informed to insurance company: We had a claim for twenty thousand and want the claim now..
The insurance agent replied: Pl be patient, it doesn't work like that. First let us ascertain the value of loss and we will provide you the new one of same worth..
She paused and then said: OK, i want you to cancel the policy of my husband!!