Miscellaneous Short Jokes

'Miscellaneous stuff of fun'

Passenger: Look, here are some tiger track!
Guide: Great, You look where they go and let me find out where they came from.

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Once a man catching flies..
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Cleaning home from flies and i killed 2 males and 3 females flies..
Wife: How do you know their gender?
Husband: I know because 2 were sitting on beer bottle and 3 were over the phone!

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Patient: I have one problem.
Doctor: which problem?
Patient: When i talk i can not see the person.
Doctor: when it happens?
Patient: On the Phone!

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Affair and Share..
British: No worry!
Chinese: Love to share!!
Russian: More than love!!!
Indian: Pl, don't share this with anyone!

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Boy: Come in my heart and stay here forever.
Girl: Should i remove my sleepers? (for beating)
Boy: No dear, its not a temple , come without removing!

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Mother: Do you know the full form of math?
Son: Yes, it is mentally affected teacher harassing students!!

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Mother: Can you do anything that others can not do?
Son: Yes, i can read my handwriting..

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Shelly: I have noticed that when a man falls in love with a girl, he wants to go to alone.
John: But the truth is that when a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it..

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"A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cure in the doctor's book."
~Irish Proverb