Short Knock Knock Jokes

'Kids love short knock knock jokes and here you can enjoy some of the best'

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Witches!
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy is the starting of the rest of all your life!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
What are you doing!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
General Lee!
General Lee who?
Generally i don't tell jokes!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You are welcome!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tel me!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, w.h.o.!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No, i prefer Google!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Nobody!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Just the doctor!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just open up and let me in!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!